chappaai-trekker:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

Oh my Jesus

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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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Fuffy Microfic:

Faith circumstantially has to confess the history of her feelings to Buffy, as Buffy stares at her wide eyed.
B: I.. you-hh... WHAT?
F: (distant ironic shrug) ...Best actor in the world, right B...
B: (stares at her)
B: ...
B: ...
B: (whispers) ...Second best.
danahearsawho:

I miss watching The Lizzie Bennet Diaries :<

danahearsawho:

I miss watching The Lizzie Bennet Diaries :<

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quickweaves:

Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english  

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Maybe being the perfect Slayer means being too hard to love at all.

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boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL

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spookysylph:

james sirius potter going to hogwarts and totally using his dad as an excuse to get away with all sorts of shit because excuse me was it your dad who defeated voldemort and he tries it once in herbology and neville is like excuse me was it you who told voldemort to fuck himself and killed his snake with a legendary sword while your dad took a nap yeah i didn’t think so now do your damn homework

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http://areyoutryingtodeduceme.tumblr.com/post/92515667115/captainbisexual-it-doesnt-matter-how-many

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of…